Beth’s Mayo Bomb
Oh man, when this thing hits you, you’ll never need moisturizer again. Made with 3 vats of aged, sun-soaked mayo, rainbow sprinkles, and a 1967 Dodge Dart floor mat, this dish will put any poor soul 6 feet in the dirt with a smile on their face greasy face. Paired nicely with Kool-aid and a tic-tac pie.
3 vats expired mayo
1967 Dodge Dart floor may (or any 65-69 Mopar floor map
8 cups rainbow sprinkles
1 Bat
