Recipes
OUR FAVORITES
Beth’s Mayo Bomb
Oh man, when this thing hits you, you’ll never need moisturizer again. Made with 3 vats of aged, sun-soaked mayo, rainbow sprinkles, and a 1967 Dodge Dart floor mat, this dish will put any poor soul 6 feet in the dirt with a smile on their face greasy face. Paired nicely with Kool-aid and a tic-tac pie.
Oh man, when this thing hits you, you’ll never need moisturizer again. Made with 3 vats of aged, sun-soaked mayo, rainbow sprinkles, and a 1967 Dodge Dart floor mat, this dish will put any poor soul 6 feet in the dirt with a smile on their face greasy face. Paired nicely with Kool-aid and a tic-tac pie.
3 vats expired mayo
1967 Dodge Dart floor may (or any 65-69 Mopar floor map
8 cups rainbow sprinkles
1 Bat
Brian’s Dank Kudzu Burger
This is the best burger within a 12 foot radius from wherever I’m at. It’s so good you only need a bucket of salt to bring it back from the dead or whatever worm hole it popped out of. Please be sure to burn it so if there any lingering bugs, they will surely be asses to the cosmic slop.
This is the best burger within a 12 foot radius from wherever I’m at. It’s so good you only need a bucket of salt to bring it back from the dead or whatever worm hole it popped out of. Please be sure to burn it so if there any lingering bugs, they will surely be asses to the cosmic slop.
Look at this stuff